Power Of Story Telling [1] - A Sons Letter To His Dad.

A sons letter to his dad

A father passing by his sons bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed to Dad

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that Im writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.

Ive been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice, even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But its not only the passion dad, shes pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you dont care for her as she is so much older than I.

She already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and now that is one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesnt really hurt anyone and well be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, well pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!! Dont worry Dad, Im 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday Im sure well be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, John

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. Im over at the neighbors house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card thats in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.